|drink when you see the robot|
August 10, 2007
I just wanna be..
So I'll paint a chalet on my cow, I will. Because I am a proud resident on America's Little Switzerland.
August 07, 2007
"Specializing in Christmas and Lace"
Also, another fiberglass cow.
*Bring Your Own Arsenic
August 03, 2007
New Glarus Cow
How could take your town slogan, say, something like "America's Little Switzerland", and make it more Wisconsin-y?
The obvious answer, of course, is to convince every local business owner to buy a life sized fiberglass cow they can decorate to advertise.
This one, for example. Because it's, like, a Swiss town, with a Brown Swiss cow, and you know, they sell Swiss Army Knives. Get it? It is kinda subtle. Feel free to take some time to figure it out. We'll wait.
August 02, 2007
Take a Journey
"You'll wanna take the highway to the Self Mockery Trail exit, make a hard right, and well, after that you're on your own."
December 18, 2005
Mouse with Cheese
You may call that grey mouse
God help us all if Wisconsin ever teams up the town of Ingersoll, Ontario (Canada). Which has a cheese poet laureate.
December 08, 2005
I never thought I'd live to see Fender do this. But wow.
December 04, 2005
On the Seasons
Radical commentary is no reason to forget to enjoy the seasons.